LOWLIFE HIGHLIGHTS

The Family Tree

Vernon - 1975

Vernon says he can gut and skin a five-foot long alligator in seven minutes and he knows six different ways to cook it. He has pen with a wild hog out back and wants to bet me a dollar fifty he can put the pig in a full-nelson in under a minute. He has been married four times and figures he will be married four more times before he turns sixty, if none of them kills him first. Vernon tells me he loves Budweiser and pussy and there is no such thing as too much of either.